y bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

y zubat:

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully


An angel, honestly.

zubat:

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

An angel, honestly.

It is physically impossible for me to stay awake for more than 12 hours

"You ask yourself: where are your dreams now? And you shake your head and say how swiftly the years fly by! And ask yourself again: what have you done with your best years, then? Where have you buried the best days of your life? Have you lived or not? Look, you tell yourself, look how cold the world is becoming. The years will pass and after them will come grim loneliness, and old age, quaking on its stick, and after them misery and despair. Your fantasy world will grow pale, your dreams will fade and die, falling away like the yellow leaves from the trees …"

Fyodor Dostoevsky, from White Nights (via dubbelliefde)

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y unclefather:

kill bill was a weird movie

unclefather:

kill bill was a weird movie

crimewave420:

babopbye-ya:

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

crimewave420:

babopbye-ya:

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED