slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

y awwww-cute:

I sometimes work from home. This is my dog’s polite way of asking to play. She’ll hold this pose until I pay attention to her. Meet my beautiful girl, Pickles

awwww-cute:

I sometimes work from home. This is my dog’s polite way of asking to play. She’ll hold this pose until I pay attention to her. Meet my beautiful girl, Pickles

hopelesshoping:

Look at my scary pitbull

hopelesshoping:

Look at my scary pitbull

y faefluid:

a creature of true majesty

faefluid:

a creature of true majesty

y crossbeams:

I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS

crossbeams:

I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS

silum:

xiu xiu - hi

if you are wasting your life say hi
if you are alone tonight say hi 

I don’t generally buy into the impotent-Tumblr-outrage bit, but hot damn if Ferguson isn’t some profoundly fucked-up dystopian nastiness